guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
Hey asshole I stole that joke first
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.
Okay who brought it back.
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls
today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous
why can’t a cute boy like me and fall in love with me :(((((((((((