do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
(via fatwink)
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via p4r-adoxes)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
(via dysballoon)
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
(via thehilariousblog)
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
(via fatwink)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
(via p4r-adoxes)
